Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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