Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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