They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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