he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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