i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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