that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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