i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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