dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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