dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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