absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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