I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize