He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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