I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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