I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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