He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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