Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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