Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
do herpes really smell.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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