oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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