you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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