Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i was born a porn star she said
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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