i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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