Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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