ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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