i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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