Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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