I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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