i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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