Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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