That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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