She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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