I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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