spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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