I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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what are you doing with your life
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize