using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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