is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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