i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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