No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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