"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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