i barfeds in our rink
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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