Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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