If i come over, it means nothing
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
