He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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