I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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