Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize