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is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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