you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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