Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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