awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I need to stop coming to work sober
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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