Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
