Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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