I must be too annoying 4 u.
Someone shit on the floor
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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