Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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