Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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