you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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