I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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